i’m literally not close friends w anyone i’m sort of just like semi-friends w everyone
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
My dad and the emu
- My dad: I walked past an emu today
- Me: Seriously?
- My dad: Yeah, he looked sad
- Me: ... How does an emu look sad?
- My dad: He was crying
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: Oh jesus do you mean emo?
- My dad: .... I can't keep up with your hipster terms. They're always changing.
