hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

vinebox:

seselapod:

mediaplay:

cliterallysame:

OMG THOSE KIDS MADE ANOTHER VIDEO

I THOUGHT THEY DIED IN THE LAST VIDEO

well if they werent dead before theyre dead now bc u kno that driver got out of their car and killed them both

#StopWhitePeople2k14

vinebox:

Gettin it

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

validx2:

When your mom gives you a $20 and then tells you she wants all of her change back

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legalmexican:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

what the hell???

OMG

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

shouldnt:

… omg

reblogging for the laugh

vinebox:

Getting into the American spirit

tastefullyoffensive:

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