larrysshowersthatarebritish:

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

fashion

C’mon, it’s not that bad. He’s clearly not albino.

an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

deodrant:

i’m literally not close friends w anyone i’m sort of just like semi-friends w everyone