totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

tastefullyoffensive:

"Every time I want to walk the dog" -lifelessmc

tastefullyoffensive:

"Every time I want to walk the dog" -lifelessmc

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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  • God:

    you have to die so their sins can be forgiven

  • Jesus:

  • Jesus:

  • Jesus:

  • Jesus:

    i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

unicornsyglitter:

Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS